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[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ooooooooh... Yeeeaaaaa...

Chick-chick-a-guy...

[–]dinker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Dregan-yea 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Didn't she change her name to Elvin Sage?

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Elon Plague?

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

If those wrinkles are real and not crappy edits, then Page has aged very poorly in the last few years.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I got the pic from a response to this Twitter video. It's quite striking how you can see the wheels come off at 31. Something bad happened there and she was never able to recover.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I looked into it and that was 2018, when she got married to Emma Portner, a chick who I haven't been able to find a photo of where she doesn't look fucking evil. This pic of the two of them contains all the info I need on why Ellen crashed out mentally.

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't know, maybe I'm just reading too much into that picture. But Ellen looks likes she's smiling not because she feels it, but because she's lowkey afraid of what'll happen if she's anything less than happy for the camera.

[–]hfxB0oyA[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, she looks worried as hell. I look at the photo and I just see abuser | abusee.