First all-female NASA spacewalk results in first pair of woman astronauts losing $100k worth of tools in space

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[–]LarrySwinger2 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

They aren't even cute.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's fake shit.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Lesbians aren't supposed to be cute.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You're right, they actually do look like lesbians. I bet there was steamy space scissoring action going on.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Didn't you read the article? They lost the damn scissors!

[–]Musky 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

It gets even worse, it was every single 10mm socket they had.

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Just watch the USA and Russia get together and sort this shit out even though they are literally supposed to be at war with each other.

[–]Bigs 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I passed through my 10mill stage, and now it's 12mm I lose. No wait.. I passed that stage too, cos when I opened my toolbox earlier I chuckled at myself, for having all spanners correct in their foam places, plus 3 extra 12mm, one of which is one of those fancy ratchet-spanners.

[–]CheeseWizard 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

In the absence of a man to blame they will just blame all on the most masculine woman present. With autofagy, they will just doom every single astronaut and fail all missions. If they survive, it's all the fault of patriarchy, for making bags and tools unfit to hands. The Ministry of Equity will then demand every tool and bag come with a tracker, to combat toxic masculinity.

[–]Maggotus 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Why doesn't something like that have a tether that keeps it attached to something in case this shit happens?

[–]William_World 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

you can see the tether on the bag, they must have forgot to attach it

[–]Bigs 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because previous crews were men, and it wasn't a problem?

[–]alladd 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They lost George Clooney that way

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Plus they are no longer talking to each other.

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I laughed, thanks

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sure it's just a coincidence. 😄

[–]twolanterns 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

to be fair compare to all mixed/male losses

difficulties of the activities can make a big dif

and $100000 (biden inflation dollars) for space-spec shit might be really just a few items

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No comrade, we are dunking on the concept of women astronauts here. Please be rational elsewhere.

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

basic comprehension dude

i'm suggesting a comparison to likely similar male losses happening and then with the price it being not as much as $100000 implies

specialized custom tools with a government bureaucrat premium makes it shit you could buy for a few hundred bucks down here

[–]wlh0242 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Those were Women? I guess Zim/Zerbs can’t truly emulate men lol.

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

where's your 10mm socket right now?