Happy Halloween! ITT post your Halloween pickup lines.

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[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hey girl, wanna jack o' my lantern?

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Want some candy?

[–]Drewski 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.

What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?

Your costume looks great on you! It'd look even better off you.

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm gonna pump my kin into you.

[–]Gravi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You rattle my funny bone 😉

[–]winkot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You mean the ones you want girls to use on you? If you cold approach and aren't waking up on a cold pavement next morning, you're a beyonder chad. Definitely not something you should do as a 6/10 unless you're in the winner category.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In college all I had to do is say "I'm Ike". They spread and sucked.