I wrote a standup bit about jews.

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[–]knob 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

A Jewish girl becomes president and says to her mother, “You’ve got to come to the inauguration, Mom.” The mother says, “All right, I’ll go, I’ll go. What am I going to wear? It’s so cold. Why did you have to become president? What kind of job is that? You’ll have nothing but tsuris.” But she goes to the inauguration, and as her daughter is being sworn in by the chief justice, the mother turns to the senator next to her and says, “You see that girl up there? Her brother’s a doctor.”

[–]handbananasrevenge 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was going to post this joke, but not only did you beat me to it, your version is a bit better and more concise than the version I learned.