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Shout out to my fellow super stonk ape, u know who u are. 💎👋💎
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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Did you know traders is an anagram for retards?
This is why u hodl & never sell (or give back for a fuqing loss cuz u panicked like a paper handed bitch) the ak-47 the elites handed you.
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[–]astronautrob 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (10 children)
These post dont do as well without all the fake bot participation like you see on reddit. Idk how people havent figured out this is just a other distraction.
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago* (9 children)
Lol, we’ll see friend. How much do you even know about the situation? If you’ve been getting your information from the MSM or others who refuse to believe what’s currently going on, you have absolutely no idea what’s happening.
We caught hedge funds with their pants down when they were abusing the Covid relief act and shorting the fuck out of brick and mortar IPOs silently, to further kill them off. This was caught onto, and because these HF’s phantom shorted so much, (shorting shares they don’t actually own), the real price of GME is much higher than what’s shown. No one is selling and everyone is holding and buying every dip.
That’s why it’s been trading sideways (which is weird) for months. That’s why everytime gme goes up 10 dollars the whole crypto market (which is not regulated), as well as stock market, bleeds. Doge is the distraction. They pump and dump other stocks to short gme and still try to make us panic sell. They liquidate what they own to short gme to buy them another day (citadels slogan), and are hoping we give up or they can trick us into selling our shares for way less than they’re worth.
You have no idea about all the illegal shit that has been uncovered. The stock market literally is the gateway to the matrix - even if you don’t participate in it ever, your life is ruled by it. The hedge funds answer to the powers that be, and do their will.
We own all of gmes shares at least 3 times over combined with game stops board (including Ryan Cohen) and DFV. This is a once in a lifetime situation. You just have no idea.
When you have time, read some of the heavy research on this board, give it good 30 min and have an open mind. You’ll see.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n7s18h/through_gme_apes_are_standing_up_against/
You can lead a horse to water but can’t make them drink. It’s funny you think this is a distraction when the media is completely covering it all up. Everything you see from the media concerning gme is a lie. There was an 18 minute section of the congressional hearing “game stopped” where congressmen and women accused multiple hedge funds of illegal activity, creating synthetic shares and “hedge fronts”. The hearing was aired on TV, but these 18 minutes were cut.
This a super rough metaphor for the rare and historical situation we’re in. And it only makes sense a lot of you on SaidIt wouldn’t be into “wallstreet” or the “nyse”. Fuck wallstreet, I was never into it either.
But when I did my due dilegence and actually spent hours discovering how fucked this situation is, I got in and bought the majority of my shares at 40 dollars. I’ve been steadily increasing my shares since then, when I can afford it, and it’s dipping & so are hundreds and thousands of others. I could sell right now and make an amount I’m not comfortable sharing, but I hold.
There’s going to be a squeeze, and either they have to pay us, or the free market will be exposed as not being a free market to the entire globe, and they’ve already messed up & revealed how they use the stock market to alter reality. Even when it comes down to medicine; if they don’t like a company that has an ipo and is developing a cure, not a treatment, they will short it until it’s dead. This literally was on a leaked photo of citadel slide at a meeting.
Whether you wanna believe it or not, this is a once in a lifetime and historic situation that will change things. Time will tell.
Edit: also, this post was directed at one person who was an ape and said hello to me on reddit while SaidIt was down, as a fellow ape.
[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (7 children)
Do you have info on how to get started there and suggestions for particular crypto?
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago* (6 children)
For sure, first, stay the fuck away from Robinhood. They’re a front for a few hedge funds, we know they cover for citadel and Melvin Capital.
Even if you don’t have a “margin” account or buying on margin turned off, all your shares you buy via RH are on margin. That means they’re lending out and selling your shares without you knowing, and without your number of shares changing so you make less money via giving them the fuel through price control & dumps/short attacks. This also “buys them another day” and helps them stall, which is why if you look at GME’s three month chart, it’s just been trading sideways, no real dips or increases. If you put in a limit order, they sell the data of your position and what you’re willing to sell at so HF’s know.
I started off with RH like many others, and switched to Fidelity. I would recommend Fidelity or Vanguard for brokers; I have two brokers and have half of my shares in fidelity, half in TD (if I would have known of vanguard months ago, I wouldn’t have opened a TD account as they halted trading on GME in January, preventing people from buying which is what caused it to crash down to 20-40 again, along with Robinhood doing the same). That was a short attack and they were hoping we would panic sell; it was about to squeeze then for 1k per share, but because they were greedy and couldn’t let that unfold naturally, they’ve been phantom shorting for months as well as creating phantom hedge funds to try to get the targets off their back (like “Glacier Capital”). This is why gme is moving sideways; everyone is holding and buying the dip, and it’s being synthetically shorted.
As for crypto, right now they’re using it to liquidate so they can borrow shares from dark pools to further short gme. They’re pumping and dumping it. The crypto market is pretty much completely unregulated as far as hedge fund activity goes. And major, legacy hedge funds are pawns of “The Powers That Be”. They do their will in public, via the NYSE, and “legally”, which is why you’re affected and you don’t even know it even if you don’t participate in trading (and it’s never done legally lol, this is why dark pools exist. they get fined 100k from the SEC if caught I believe, which many of them have stated in their eyes is both a risk and “investment”, as they make millions doing something illegal and only get fined 100k, a slap on the wrist, and the SEC calls it a day).
So I’d stay away from crypto for now unless you plan to swing or day trade. Look at how often doge is pumped and dumped, and if you check out the doge sub, they’re literally emulating our behavior and culture, except we have a “no dates, no money goals” rule because we know we’re being watched. They should too, but shills are literally hyping up doge and making people believe it’ll pass a certain amount by a certain time frame, causing “fomo” and for people to invest, only for them to liquidate (which is why doge and all crypto’s, including bitcoin which went from 60k to 37k* in almost 2 and half weeks, keep dropping insane amounts).
This will help you a lot: https://www.reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds/
https://www.reddit.com/r/superstonk/about/
Remember, you never lose money unless you sell at a loss. Patience. If you research a stock and like it, see it’s potential and invest in it, don’t ever panic sell, don’t get scared when there’s dips. Just like it goes up, it goes down. You only lose money if you sell at a loss, and for decades people have been panic selling and refusing to hold.
Never invest what you can’t afford to lose, or spare. And for the moment, stay away from cannabis and silver stocks. Those are major pump and dump distractions too.
I hope this helped some. Of course this isn’t financial advice, this isn’t my area of speciality and I only started getting involved in all of this around February. You gotta do the DD yourself as everyone has.
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
Wow, okay-- lots of information here. Thank you very much for taking the time out to give me some tips and info. I sent the information over to my husband too, so that we can sort of go over it all hopefully tonight.
[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago* (3 children)
Fidelity doesn't do crypto. I use a few crypto exchanges: coinbase (pretty and easy but high fees), coinbase pro (low fees, limit buys), uphold, and Gemini (both meh but they have their best uses). I can't use Binance although that's the most popular (it is also under investigation). Kraken has good things said about it too.
What everyone recommends is you do your research, pick out several good picks, do what's called dollar cost averaging to buy in, and then forget you even have crypto for a couple years. Like just recently the market lost a trillion bucks and everyone's investments tanked, some people lost half their money in a few days. That's... Difficult. Better not to worry about it, make the gamble and be done with it.
I'd recommend looking at Eth, Btc, Ltc, Link, Ada, Matic, Atom, Xlm, Eos, Algorand (algo), and Tezos (xtz). These are, full disclaimer, all coins I own and it does benefit me for other people to buy them. Although if I didn't have faith in them I wouldn't have bought them in the first place.
Still, don't just listen to me (because I don't want to be blamed if you lose money), do your own research.
[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
I wouldn't blame someone for an action that I took myself that took a wrong turn, my job to do the full rounds of research and all. Thank you for the information.
If you or your husband use Discord, check out the r/Cryptocurrency channel (https://discord.gg/mYkh5KRS). Careful listening to the newbies there, they spout off the craziest stuff, but there's some real knowledgeable people there. You just gotta kinda hang around till you can tell the difference.
No problem, sorry if it’s information overload, it truly is a complex and historical event.
I hope this helps you and your family in someway, and maybe I’ll see you guys on the “real moon” too! 🌝
[–]astronautrob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Well looks like you have it all figured out then my friend.
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