Why did Hitler never part his hair in the middle?

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[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

lol - asymmetrical

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffhp&q=asymmetrical+haircuts&iax=images&ia=images

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And of course they excluded Hitler from it. No wonder that guy was so angry.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I wonder how they picked which side of the haircut would be shorter....

[–]fred_red_beans 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think they just looked for bias one way or the other and decided to amp up one by telling it how it was really oppressed by the other when in reality they were both creamed by the same promade, aka bullshit!