Disney To Introduce New LGBTQ Superhero Whose Superpower Is Turning Invisible In International Markets

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[–]AnarchySpeach 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Doubt this the first time something like this has ever happened.

Some countries are really fucked up when it comes to this pointless stuff. The phrase "Suck a dick, suck a bullet." exists because in some parts of the world it's the law. For the life of me I can't understand the point of all the hate. Why care? It isn't any of my business. The world isn't going to end.

All the technology in the world, yet there's still this backwards thinking that this evil is somehow a legal concern.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I see where you're coming from. Unfortunately, these media companies are always up to something.

I'm suspicious of Disney in particular.

These schemers put their nasty agenda in some surprising places.

For example, one would think that Canadian sex education texts would be fairly low risk material.

This example is beyond the pale.

INSANE NWO SEX ED GUIDE RELEASED TO CANADIAN CHILDREN!!

[–]AnarchySpeach 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

This sounds less like a conspiracy and more like a few sick weirdos thought it would be funny. There's nothing here that sounds accidental.

I think public schools should teach basic Medical Terminology. Doesn't have to be advanced organic chemistry on how the kidney's work. A few names, locations, basic explanation of how the body works. Do that and everything else becomes self explanatory. Simple enough a child can understand it without being overwhelmed. I wish I'd had that rather than the 15 minute vhs tape that explained practically nothing that I had to watch in school.

If you have to explain a bondage fetish using cartoon spiders then they are not old enough to be told. Also, why should a public school be teaching that? The psychological reasoning behind aspects of the mind and personality play a big part... at that point you're giving a psych 101 lecture to a room full of children who won't understand half of it. This was none of that. It's just full of sick pictures.

A cartoon picture book of licking ass sounds like a joke. I don't understand how anyone can "accidentally" give those books to kids at a public school without expecting backlash from the majority of parents there.

It almost sounds like something 4chan would cook up for a laugh.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

IIRC in the end of the book they gave a special thanks to Planned Parenthood for directing it.

Big money was involved.

Many prefer to avoid the conspiracy term.

There's multiple people involved. This appears to be criminal in it's dishonesty.

Could be a small conspiracy.
Could also involve high levels of power/planning.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It looks like something similar was pushed through by Obama's crew in 2009.

Fistgate: Barack Obama's Safe Schools Czar's 2000 Conference Promoted 'Fisting' to 14 Year-Olds (from 2009)

We were unprepared for what we encountered. Book after book after book contained stories and anecdotes that weren’t merely X-rated and pornographic, but which featured explicit descriptions of sex acts between pre-schoolers; stories that seemed to promote and recommend child-adult sexual relationships; stories of public masturbation, anal sex in restrooms, affairs between students and teachers, five-year-olds playing sex games, semen flying through the air. One memoir even praised becoming a prostitute as a way to increase one’s self-esteem. Above all, the books seemed to have less to do with promoting tolerance than with an unabashed attempt to indoctrinate students into a hyper-sexualized worldview.