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[–]STEVEHARVEYS 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

HOLD YOUR BREATH UNTIL YOUR HEAD EXPLODES.

[–]doginventer[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

no u

[–]STEVEHARVEYS 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I HAVE A MAYONAISE DISPENSER IN MY PANTS.

THE LADIES LIKE MAYONAISE.