Was today's synagogue hostage crisis in Texas a hoax?

submitted by trident765 from self.conspiracy

1) The whole premise is ridiculous. He took the synagogue hostage so that the US government would free some Muslim who is imprisoned in the US. This obviously would never happen.

2) None of the Jews died, but the hostage taker is now "dead". Why didn't he just commit suicide to begin with? I find it hard to believe that anyone is this dumb.

3) It was fishy how the perpetrator claimed to be the prisoner's brother, but the prisoner's real only brother came out and said he had nothing to do with it.

Things aren't adding up. Is this all an elaborate setup?

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[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

1) the motivation of most of these people is to get on the telly. The reason given is just an excuse. Terrorists want to cause terror not actually solve problems.

2) things don't tend to go to plan when one guy tries to hold a whole building full of people hostage. The guy also had a British accent so it could be he thought the police would be nice to him and take him alive as would likely happen in the UK. He's likely inbred and not that bright. Bradford special addition.

3) Islamists call other Muslims their brothers and sisters all the time. This will likely be confusing for negotiators not used to that language.

Edit: as predicted

https://imgur.com/a/VBaU0P6

[–]iDontShift 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

do you need someone else to say it? because they never will

the evidence you have presented clearly says yes

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it is entirely possible that this is real. But that is the case with all false flags. The FBI has a long history of orchestrating terrorism just so they can stop it. Jews also have a long history of staging flash flag attacks against themselves.

Because the beneficiaries of this are clearly the alleged victims I suspect you are correct, but you certainly haven't proven anything with your logic.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well anything a jew say we know to be over exaggerated BS

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Here's a possible crisis actor showing his duping delight.

"Texas Rabbi Worst Crisis Actor Ever"

It's difficult to imagine a rabbi smiling when recalling an extreme trauma event.

However, this guy can't hold back the smiles.