I thought this was the weight loss channel

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[–]Femaleisnthateful 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Anyone know what channel this is? This guy's in for a shock when he discovers that the media only cares for HSTS like Dylan Mulvaney. No one's going to offer influencer gigs to a fat low-effort fuck like that. The best he can hope for is that he doesn't end up with his own Kiwi Farms thread.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The best he can hope for is that he doesn't end up with his own Kiwi Farms thread

Haha too fucking true.

[–]QueenBread 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gross. This grotesque manlet was jealous of the attention his wife was getting. On the other hand, I blame the wife for putting up with that thing. She had it coming.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

"How can I create another page when I'm literally transitioning..."

I didn't know it took so much of a person's time each day.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

As a proud transfat I must tell you it's a lot of work and very expensive to eat 50,000 calories a day so I can teach my true self of being the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka. That's why I need your money!

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was hilarious, but let me tell you a little something about eating 3 times as many calories as I need in a day... Easiest and fastest shit in the world, man!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Actually, I think this is an entirely appropriate addition to his wife's weight loss channel. He can document his descent into troondom for the world to see, and nobody will question it at all when his wife's weight suddenly decreases by however much that insane tub of shit weighs.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The wife will have a ton of weight off her shoulders after the divorce.

[–]fvdcsxaz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

These people talking about how they're proud to be who they are need to accomplish something in life.

I'm not proud to be white, straight, or male. These are intrinsic characteristics that might shape who I evolve to be to some extent but are not things worthy of pride or shame.

I'm proud that I went through school, found a career I was good at, and got a job making good money. I'm proud that I was able to buy my first house not long ago. I'm proud that I went from a kid who did nothing but sit on his computer to an adult who's run marathons and triathlons (and I still sit on my computer a lot). These are things I worked at and accomplished, not something I was just born with. These are things worthy of pride.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

One thing people overlook is that pride in one's intelligence is no different from being proud to be tall or being proud of having a giant penis. It's an inborn characteristic. A smart person is not somehow more virtuous than a stupid one, and complaining about or mocking stupid people is no different, ethically, from doing those things to short people or Albanians or whatever. Nobody chooses to be stupid.