They’re labels mostly dreamed up by teenagers and ugly losers who walk around with a “I don’t want to sleep with anyone anyway!” Attitude, because they’re upset that they’re sexually invisible to others. You very rarely are going to see conventionally attractive men and women claiming to be asexual. It’s usually teenagers or those who have little experience with sex and dating in the first place.

To me, anyone claiming that they’re asexual but can “still enjoy sex and want relationships” is hedging their bets in the most transparent way possible. “I don’t experience sexual attraction!!” They screech into the digital void. But the second someone else is like, “hey, I have horrid self esteem and no sense of self worth, but maybe you and I could go out for a drink, maybe??” Then watch those same “asexuals” trip over themselves to holler “I CAN ENJOY SEX!! PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE I’M SO LONELY!!!”

It’s pathetic. Not everyone is walking around wanting sex from anyone willing at all bloody times. It really seems like it’s just a bunch of lonely losers who know nothing about sex or relationships, and who don’t understand normal people, yet talk nonstop about their supposed labels where they have to categorize and name every single irrelevant aspect of all the sex they don’t actually have…