LOL WUTAttracted to Women? You Might Be Gynosexual.

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

No, I'm not gynosexual or anything like that, I'm normal. Your kind have already forced me into your IdPol bullshit by making sure that the labels that I do actually have--white, male, and straight--are worth nothing or less than nothing. I absolutely refuse to submit myself to any further labels in your incessant efforts to sort, grade, and value my existence.

FUCK. YOU.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I think the they/them dost protest too much! Have your bloomers bunched? Hehe

But seriously, what the fuck happened to “normal”?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

But seriously, what the fuck happened to “normal”?

It wasn't a way for bland, unflavored oatmeal personalities to get the attention that they craved.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

/thread. They also want to stigmatize being “normal” because they want to be able to live out their disgusting fetishes in plain sight.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They want queer to be the new normal.

[–]Clown_Chan 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This, this, this ☝️🤓👍

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Men's Health needs to return their man card.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I’m not sure who those magazines (MH, GQ etc) are written for anymore. I don’t think I’ve seen someone reading the print versions of either for about a decade.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Probably propped up as a write-off by some ESG fund.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I’m special…aren’t I special…mummy says I’m special…I’m really special…really special…

Fuck off!

[–]turtlew0rk 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gynomite!!

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I get why our ancestors used to burn people at the stake.

[–]QueenBread 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The problem being that usually it was THESE nutcases burning at the stake the people who made sense.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"There is a flag devoted to gynosexual pride, which has pink on the top and green on the bottom to represent attraction to women and femininity, as well as brown in the middle to represent stability and support."

Ah yes, pink, stability, support, and growth (green). Because this isn't at all about sexist stereotypes.