Rules for thee but not for me!

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[–]xoenix 13 insightful - 10 fun13 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 10 fun -  (2 children)

The transphobia is coming from inside the house.

He will say "natural born woman" hoping to get laid, but probably punch you out if exclude him from that definition.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

probably punch you out

Lives in Portland, so yeah.

[–]BenitoGreen99[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is not transphobia because how dare you want them to commit suicide, biggot? Apparently they're allowed to have 'preferences' and only go after 'cis' women, as dating another troon would make them extremely dysphoric and suicidal (according to twitter, at least)

[–]UncleWillard56 12 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 10 fun13 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

I wanna sign up just to report it for transphobia.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 9 insightful - 9 fun9 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

He also won't date "women pretending to be men". LOL

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Lol indeed. You know. I will give credit where credit is due. Despite the unlikely chances of finding someone. Saying straight out what you want and what you don't takes balls.

[–]xoenix 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Except unless you're trans, you'll probably get banned for stating a sex preference.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well I'm just trans male to male then.

[–]LtGreenCo 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Congrats dude, by becoming a tranny you've effectively cut your prospective dating pool by about 99.99%.

[–]Zapped 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

A"man"da. Amanda Huggenkiss.

[–]Wanderingthehalls 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Or the joke from Friends; A man, duh!

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hah, beat me to it!

[–]GraviHeel Hortler 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

That's the most unnerving and unnatural face.... it's actually rather horrifying.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

The filter algorithm committed seppuku after that photo was taken.

[–]Datachost 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They've had to rig together one of those PS3 racks just to get the processing power to get that filter up and running

[–]ShekelPa 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Reminds me of that comic where a trannie man in a wig is set up with another trannie man in a wig and they both flip the fuck out.

[–]notafed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have that in my troon folder. The ending is fantastic.

[–]handbananasrevenge 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This mfer thought Trooning out would be a cheat code to get into women’s pants.

They will do anything except put in actual work on themselves to be more attractive to women.

This one is begging to be catfished.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No surprises here though. The number of trans people who would be openly willing to other trans people--to say nothing of actually doing so--is pretty small. Now I admit that I don't know how many of those people are legitimately--as in they suffer from authentic dysphoria--trans, but I know that the trenders, the AGPs, and the predators absolutely don't want a dick or a poopwound on their partners. Genuine, OEM parts are a vital part of their validation (or fetish gratification) pursuit.

[–]William_World 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

straight guy trying to trick women

[–]Femaleisnthateful 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

'Natural born woman'? I'm surprised he wouldn't at least say 'cis woman'.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because they know, really they all know