Lesbians absolutely love penis

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[–]ulalume 17 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yaoi-obsessed TIFs who want to be prepared to penetrate their anime boyfriends, and straight women whose male partners like to be pegged. Strap-on dildoes aren't penises, so even if two lesbians are using one, it's still two women having fun together without any organic male material having to be involved.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Judging by the name on that account, I’m guessing it’s a troll or an attempt at a joke, with heavy emphasis on the word “attempt”.

Although I’m sure there are troons out there saying that shit unironically.

[–]LtGreenCo 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

then explain who is buying all the strap on dildos ...

Progressive parents for their kids' birthdays? Progressive school teachers to hand out at recess? Pride parade organizers? I mean the possibilities here are endless.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Dildo day is my favourite day of the school year!

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Hey, I'll have you know my school handed out dildos all the way back in the '80s. They had this mimeograph machine still, cranked them out, we all got dildos every day of the year.

[–]Easy_G 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Nothing beats that methanol smell you get from a freshly minted purple dildo.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, and don't forget how it's needed. Some of the kids could handle doing them themselves from the beginning, some had to have help from their friends, some had the teacher work it with them, some needed their parents to do them with them- a few kids in school just headed to the library or Boys' and Girls club, were at the table, and just did them in front of everyone and got anyone who saw it to help them finish.

School was great...

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Progressive school teachers to hand out at recess?

Man, if me and my idiot friends had been handed dildos at school, we'd made made the expected jokes about them (and each other's moms, naturally) and then gone to swordfighting with them.

On the bus ride home? Swordfights between seats for sure, to the rising aggravation of the driver. And after getting dropped off, with no more adult supervision? Someone would have gone home bruised from being mercilessly beat by rubber cocks.

[–]Alphix 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

They love penis but they hate men. Probably abused in their childhood, just like all the other sexual degenerates.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

That's my understanding as well, it's not the penis they don't like, it's what it's attached to. One of my lesbian friends described the penis as being otherwise 'the perfect sex toy.' Although there's a number of lesbians on here, they could always just chime in.

[–]dramasexual 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

No, lesbians are disgusted by penis. Anyone claiming to like penis is a bisexual.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

She was married to a man before she decided to identify as a lesbian.

[–]dramasexual 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Eeyup. Bisexual. They love to pretend to be lesbian for some fucking reason. We hate them.

[–]NormalHuman09 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Dykes complain about homophobia, but hate towards half-dykes.

Kek.

[–]dramasexual 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah many bisexuals (at least women, idk about the men) are homophobic as fuck, surprisingly. A lot of them view same-sex relationships as "just for fun" and treat the women they date as less-than or as a fUn reBeLliOn XD. They also, as exemplified above, like to insist lesbians should be open to penis because they like penis. "Sexuality is fluid!" they'll lecture you, as the only sexual orientation that can be fluid. Every lesbian I know has a rule against dating bisexuals. Most of us try it once when young and dumb and then never go near a bisexual again.

It's a well-known thing and you'll see a lot of wokies complaining about it if you ask, lesbians and female bisexuals generally do NOT get along.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Now you are just creating unnecessary drama

[–]MyLongestJourney 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We are not attracted to the male body. This includes the penis.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Most lesbians tried guys first, or at least it used to be that way back in the day.

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Why are they so obsessed with the idea everyone else is using strap-ons or other toys. They vast majority of people of every sexuality don't own anything like that. They just screw.

[–]iamonlyoneman 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trains have to convince themselves they are valid, simple as

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's the problem with the sex fiends vs the normies.

Normies pretty much accept themselves and whatever weird sexual hangups or desires they have. Whatever. Keep it to themselves and maybe their partner and don't go round trying to make a big deal of it.

Then the sex fiends don't accept themselves and need an ever increasing amount of validation, and if they don't get their validation that whatever their weird sex shit is about is normal they get mad.

It's kinda like exhibitionism, there's probably two types of exhibitionist, the exhibitionist that gets off on making people mad, kinda like a troll, and the exhibitionist who needs positive attention and praise, kind of like a Twitter account.

[–]UncleWillard56 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Women do love their dildoes. I love how guys are perverts if we jack-off to porn, but women not only use dildoes, but happily display and talk about them. Aren't they both sexual aids?

[–]MikeSopes 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

"When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun

BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?"

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Women are predisposed to jealousy and don't like to compete for the man's affections with a sex doll.

[–]xoenix 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Remember when straight guys would claim to be able to convert lesbians back to being straight with their dick?

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The radfems are very unhappy about the exact same homophobia coming back into fashion from troons now

[–]M1GarandDad 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Radfems created this monster.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lesphobia: they think gay guys are double-patriarchical

[–]William_World 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yeah i think that is true and happens a lot

no one is a lesbian they just can't get a chad

[–]cephyrious 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Source: All the lesbian porn I watch hours of every day"

[–]Athelhilda4 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–]William_World 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

a lesbian on reddit who has sex with men told me she does that cuz it's like using a dildo to masturbate. I said she wasn't a lesbian, she was bi, so then I was banned of course.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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