Lesbians absolutely love penis

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[–]LtGreenCo 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

then explain who is buying all the strap on dildos ...

Progressive parents for their kids' birthdays? Progressive school teachers to hand out at recess? Pride parade organizers? I mean the possibilities here are endless.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

Dildo day is my favourite day of the school year!

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Hey, I'll have you know my school handed out dildos all the way back in the '80s. They had this mimeograph machine still, cranked them out, we all got dildos every day of the year.

[–]Easy_G 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Nothing beats that methanol smell you get from a freshly minted purple dildo.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, and don't forget how it's needed. Some of the kids could handle doing them themselves from the beginning, some had to have help from their friends, some had the teacher work it with them, some needed their parents to do them with them- a few kids in school just headed to the library or Boys' and Girls club, were at the table, and just did them in front of everyone and got anyone who saw it to help them finish.

School was great...

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Progressive school teachers to hand out at recess?

Man, if me and my idiot friends had been handed dildos at school, we'd made made the expected jokes about them (and each other's moms, naturally) and then gone to swordfighting with them.

On the bus ride home? Swordfights between seats for sure, to the rising aggravation of the driver. And after getting dropped off, with no more adult supervision? Someone would have gone home bruised from being mercilessly beat by rubber cocks.