LOL WUTThe real reason they want you to drink less soft drinks/sodas - Coca-cola and Pepsi raise testosterone levels and increase testicular size in men.

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[–]ID10T 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"But there is some evidence that high caffeine intake can ramp up testosterone production in the body, which leads to greater sperm production and larger testes."

You'll be better off drinking unsweetened coffee or tea

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My diet consists of primarily black coffee whiskey and cigars so I think I'm pretty healthy without soda.

[–]clownworlddropout 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The excess fat you build up by drinking high-fructose corn syrup (should be fucking illegal) actually produces estrogen, adipose tissue synthesizes estrogen in men and women, so the fatter you are the more estrogen you have circulating.

So yeah, if "they" wanted to increase the estrogen levels in the population promoting soft drinks would be the way to go, not the other way around. Drink water people.

[–]chadwickofwv 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not buying it.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

In apes the size of male testicles is related to the promiscuity of their females, not the health of the males.

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    [–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    And men have one bigger than the other because the larger produces more sperm but the smaller producers better quality.

    [–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Far be it for me to draw causation out of correlation but declining soda drinking and increasing transgenderism, coincidence?

    [–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Considering the amount of trans people who's blood type is Mountain Dew positive? I doubt that.

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      [–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Black coffee will have a better effect.

      [–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Shit with as much soda as I drink I should be an ultra-chad by now.

      [–]handbananasrevenge 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Pepsi is stored in the balls.

      [–]slavdude0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Only testicles? 😞