TRANSGENDERSport New Zealand loses its mind - Allows self-ID for all non-elite sports

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Anyone want to get together and totally dominate the New Zealand elementary school golf circuit? It's a non-contact sport so we aren't actually at risk of hurting anyone. I guess swimming is another good one. I identify as someone who can win against 8 year olds.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I identify as someone who can win against 8 year olds.

Frankly, they deserve to be utterly destroyed in competition. They're cocky little shits and having their puffed up little egos put in check early will make their futures as empty, dreamless cubicle drones that much easier to fulfill.

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Ooh, you have a point there. Why even bother playing the sport? You can just say "I identify as the first-place finisher in the contest", and they technically have to award you the win.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I identify as your divinely appointed dictator. Now get to work on my statue. Because if you don't validate my identity as your legitimate god-ruler, then I'll kill myself, and we wouldn't want that would we? For without your God how would the sun rise each morning?

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, this trans person in my area already identified as the god who divinely appointed you, and I identified as outranking that God when they threw a tantrum I wouldn't give them a discount on their tendies because they were trans.