TRANSGENDERTeacher fired for refusing to acquiesce to student’s pronoun and name change.

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[–]LyingSpirit472 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Yeah, I give it until the end of this school year before a person gets revenge on a teacher they dislike by saying "my new given name is 'I'm[teachersname]andI'mapedophile.' My pronouns are [insert slur against student][slur]-self. If you don't use my new name and pronouns, I will have you fired for transphobia. If you do, I will have you fired for molesting children and bigotry. Checkmate, motherfucker."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Slurs probably break the immersion factor. It's better to simply make a name and pronouns that unfathomably long. Perhaps lengthen it from time to time as you discover new aspects of my personality.

Hello my name is Taramanadafagahijokaponololololonabubaladaradatrachakamakafalaraewuooheeeohhnaaaaapholnakabakatakachousuke. And my preferred 3rd person pronoun is Eeeweeearryamabonalolopolaweritayu and 2nd person pronoun is Eeweeyutolopolopomolotralalalanamadabataye.

Let's just call you Tara ok?

No, you will refer to me by my preferred name and pronouns in full or I will file a complaint. What's so hard about calling me by my preferred pronouns?

Instead of saying. Hello how are you? Just say, Hello how are Eeweeyutolopolopomolotralalalanamadabataye?

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

But on the opposite side, an unfathomably long name/pronouns may be incredibly hard to do, but a properly infected school system will actually do it. Making it unfathomably long wouldn't matter- if you say your new pronouns are "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai no Chōkyū mei no Chōsuke/ Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai no Chōkyū mei no Chōsukeself", then the person you're trolling will use "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai no Chōkyū mei no Chōsuke/ Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai no Chōkyū mei no Chōsukeself" to describe you with a smile on their face.

Likewise, the Prince-level "make an unpronounceable symbol as your name/pronouns" doesn't work, since emojis are used as pronouns now and seen as necessary even if they're unpronounceable.

Slurs, on the other hand? The whole point of using slurs as your pronouns is that, under the very same rulebook the Woke use to cause things to be this way, the person you say "your pronouns are slurs" to CAN'T WIN. Either they don't use your preferred pronouns and are transphobic (and will be fired/cancelled/have their life ruined), or they use your preferred pronouns and are the worst type of bigot (and will be fired/cancelled/have their life ruined.) And if it's "well, they'll just use a reverse card and make YOU the bigot for saying it"...uh, you're not their slave, they don't get to name you and decide your pronouns, if you want to make your pronouns slurs they have to accept it or they're transphobic. There is literally no way that the person you use this on gets out of this with their career and public life intact once you play it, and it's done by playing by THEIR rules.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I definitely appreciate the chaotic hilariousness of going by nigger/niggerself, unfortunately due to the double standard and the face their rules are really more like guidelines they follow when it benefits them such over displays of defiance are likely to result in punishment for wrong think as well as put otherwise sympathetic people off of you.

It's far more effective in my mind to play the system without overtly causing offense, your pronouns for example could be the entirety of a Shakespearean play and take several minutes to say which they won't follow and you can get upset. Or instead of going the prince method use foreign languages for inspiration and use pronouns like 貴様 or 皇帝 or something else ludicrous they can't actually say or write.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Again, playing the system without causing offense doesn't work since, again. The pronouns can be foreign languages and they'll absolutely say and write them. And again, even if the pronouns are the entirety of the Bee Movie script (because come on, like the people doing this care about Shakespeare), they'll say the Bee Movie soundtrack every time they talk about you.

I still defer to the chaotic hilariousness since the tiebreaker is how "I identify as an attack helicopter" has moved from "you're mocking trans people, how dare you!" to "...you are a stunning and brave attack helicopter and you are valid!", so it's the time where even if that happens they can't do anything to you.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nah identifying as an attack helicopter enrages them because they hate you aren't taking it seriously Identifying as a 潜水艦 is even better because if you write that in the preferred pronouns section not only can't they read it, but they also will be annoyed at the fact, and you can simply claim racism.

Other excellent pronoun ideas

Stu/Pid

Fuck/You

I/Me

You/Suck

Lame/Ass

Gay/Gayself

Mayonnaise/Ketchup

Rape/Rapeself

I mean with neo-pronouns the possibilities are endless for bullshit. Slurs are fucking absolutely hilarious, and if you are black you can totally get away with nigger/coonself and should for the maximum hilarity. But you've gotta be smooth about it.

Personally teachers can get out of most of this by simply referring to students as their last name.