Nah identifying as an attack helicopter enrages them because they hate you aren't taking it seriously Identifying as a 潜水艦 is even better because if you write that in the preferred pronouns section not only can't they read it, but they also will be annoyed at the fact, and you can simply claim racism.

Other excellent pronoun ideas

Stu/Pid

Fuck/You

I/Me

You/Suck

Lame/Ass

Gay/Gayself

Mayonnaise/Ketchup

Rape/Rapeself

I mean with neo-pronouns the possibilities are endless for bullshit. Slurs are fucking absolutely hilarious, and if you are black you can totally get away with nigger/coonself and should for the maximum hilarity. But you've gotta be smooth about it.

Personally teachers can get out of most of this by simply referring to students as their last name.