Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health

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[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

I maybe bungled the joke. The idea is instead of masturbating, a guy gets a wife so he doesn't have to, but the punchline is that he's just having her jerk him off instead of fucking her.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Doesn't have to be a joke if you're getting tied up.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

It's tax time again, you change your mind about being chained to a desk working?

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I want to be left chained to a dungeon wall not a work desk.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

They say relationships are built on compromise.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

You could tie me up in a chair at the work desk. Hands need to be tied behind me so I couldn't do any work though.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Listen, Vulptex, I appreciate your position but the fact is we can't just do slavery simply for shits and giggles, it's simply not economically feasible at this time.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's not slavery, it's captivity

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You want to be a captive, I want slaves. It's not identical, but it's just so close.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not in my mind. I don't want to be able to do anything but sit there and struggle. Not even talk unless the room is soundproof.

Come on, all you'd have to do is feed me every 12 hours or so. I could never disturb you. I'm the easiest.