Scientists say men should masturbate 21 times a month to boost their health

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[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's not slavery, it's captivity

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You want to be a captive, I want slaves. It's not identical, but it's just so close.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not in my mind. I don't want to be able to do anything but sit there and struggle. Not even talk unless the room is soundproof.

Come on, all you'd have to do is feed me every 12 hours or so. I could never disturb you. I'm the easiest.