Well, hopefully you figure it our before you use your fake badge of bullshit power on an account I can replace in 5 seconds. You see most people here would have a ruined week if they lost their account. It means absolutely nothing to me. I talk to real people, in real life. This is just an outlet for me to witness this disgusting culture of online fake intellect and make dark humor jokes, ones I make everyday in real life anyway. You're speaking to me as if I should give a shit about being banned. I don't. At all. It's a badge of honor to me and whether you like it or not exposes you, not me. Even if for just one millisecond in your fake online universe.

Now, don't jerk off after you ban me, that's all that I ask.