(Note: the only comment /u/TheAmeliaMay went out of his/her way to remove on top of removing the thread altogether -- an attempt to ensure no one sees it):

I mean, you obviously know you're obsessed, but when you think about it, does it seem like your obsession might be excessive?

It's a reciprocal thing. Twit for twat, basically.

I'm just the one who has some command of the English language...

Just stopped in before trying to go to sleep, and found this before looking at messages. My comment was removed? Yours was?

What do you think would happen if you evaded the ban again, but this time you pulled a very tricksy trick. You pretended to be a normal user, and just kept up the facade for years. Posting normal stuff, making normal comments. All the while revelling in your secret status as a ban evader...

This raises the question of what 'normal' is, but I think you could pull it off, judging by your formatting, editing, and English skills, plus your indefatigable persistence.