If Biden Wins Say Goodbye to Saidit

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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Biden did win but I think saidit will be fine. I think the worst that'll happy is we might not be allowed to say chicks with dicks aren't really chicks anymore.

How does that work anyways? You wake up after a hazy one night stand horrified to find your date has a penis. She says don't worry, I identify as a woman. Whew you think, I was almost gay but that was a woman's penis so it's okay.

No! It doesn't work like that unless they're pinoy lady bois. They get the only pass.

[–]Extract 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

He didn't win - he is on a path to win, unless SCOTUS rules otherwise once a the relevant lawsuits reach them.

But, if he does, I'm actually sure Saidit will be fine, in itself.

What will happen is federal government starts requesting identifying info of certain users who have "no no opinions", and if those users happen to live in the USA (or any country with laws similar to what the establishment would draft, like most of Europe or Austrailia), he'll be promptly arrested for "hate speech" by his local authorities (oh, and you better believe US will start cooperating with such authorities).

[–]Ok-Dawg_987 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn, you guys could even teach me a thing or two about paranoia.