Man with ‘sandpaper hands’ wants them cut off as going to the toilet is excruciating

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[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Quick, get him on some blockers, chop off his head (number 2) and sing to him that he's oh so pretty!
This affirming care will certainly work, oh yes, and the hands have got to go!

For the mods, and anyone else who hears voices: this post is in NO WAY advocating violence. In a style of satire is it made. Enjoy your day.