Man with ‘sandpaper hands’ wants them cut off as going to the toilet is excruciating

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[–]turtlew0rk 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah.....It's going to toilet that is painful. Right.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hahaa 😄

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just wear gloves.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Literally just look after them better

[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Quick, get him on some blockers, chop off his head (number 2) and sing to him that he's oh so pretty!
This affirming care will certainly work, oh yes, and the hands have got to go!

For the mods, and anyone else who hears voices: this post is in NO WAY advocating violence. In a style of satire is it made. Enjoy your day.

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Install a bidet.... one problem solved; subscribe to hand jobs by dedicated pros, other problem solved.

Amazon could offer these types of services to its Prime -- err... members.

[–]Evola 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Vaseline under nitrile gloves. There that was easier just make a second skin.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They make lotion for that or are you just a fucking idiot.

[–]Clown_Chan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Couldn't he wear just some soft gloves or something?

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

he could try sitting

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think the referenced problem is immediately after taking a sit.... as it were. It involves necessary paperwork.

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pro is literally just suffering from scurvy. How did I know he'd look exactly like he does before I saw his pic?