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[–]popcorn 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I went inside of a hoarders home in California. She had crap stacked up 6 ft tall throughout the entire house. We actually managed to get to her kitchen where I swear to God she had six toasters and 14 crock pots and she never uses any of them. She had crap stacked up 4 ft deep in her bathtub. And if that's not bad enough she had two cars parked on the street that had so much s*** in them that you almost couldn't get in the car. The neighbors found it so offensive that they made her put car covers on the car so they don't have to look at it.

Yeah she sucked my dick.

It was a really awkward moment.

She had really weird shaped feet it was almost like she was not human maybe she was an alien hey did I get my dick sucked by an alien? She wasn't bad in fact it was pretty good.