The Average American Man Is Too Fat for Universal’s New Mario Kart Ride

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I've been saying it for years, start eating right and lifting you fags, see, now you can't ride the Mario ride.

Forget me taking all your shit, forget not being able to defend yourself, forget dying without your feet, forget not seeing your cock after 25. Just worry about the Mario ride, you're helping out so well.