Meet the mites that have sex on your face and nipples while you sleep: Eight-legged bugs live in our pores and may soon 'become one with humans', study warns

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[–]jagworms 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They don't "become one with humans". they've been living on our bodies for millions of years. Gross? Yes. New and scary? No.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I know. What a stupid fucking headline

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Spider frens

[–]IMissPorn 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm rubbing my nipples really hard to try and squish them.

[–]NuclearBadger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

while you sleep

Oddly specific.

Do they hide when you're awake?

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These things have lived on us forever. This is just ridiculous clickbait.