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[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He "touched himself" four times.

Don't trust any headlines from corporate media.

[–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

If that is the case I have masturbated roughly 374 times today. Give or take, if I had to put a number on it.