Report: 75K loyal Redditors can snag shares before Reddit goes public

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[–]RedditButt 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

You can look at it another way. The most abusive and corrupt companies tend to fare better giving returns to investors with their stock. Think Google, Microsoft, Apple, Comcast, Walmart, etc. Care to be on of the greedy and jump on to get those early gains?

They'll pump it like dogecoin, and greedy bandwagon riders will make all those top pedophile tranny admins+mods rich. Then they use that money to lobby to make "historic equality progress" by making legal the first interracial gay blowjob on primetime TV.

[–]CheeseWizard 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Then they use that money to lobby to make "historic equality progress" by making legal the first interracial gay blowjob on primetime TV.

Please, please don't give them ideas.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can it be one of those things where both the men involved are actually women who say they are men, but in an unusual twist of fate they are actually both really attractive and have done nothing to ruin their bodies?... Basically, can we watch some lesbian porn instead?

[–]RedditButt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, I'm sure they already have the idea in mind. When the ball dropped in nyc on newyears, they showed 2 homos sucking face on live TV. Obviously staged to stir up shit.