I can't tell whether these posts are satire anymore... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Erasmus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

New folks, lurkery folks, etc: come introduce yourself

no

I can't tell whether these posts are satire anymore... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Tiwaking 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun - 10 hours ago Hopefully he'll get leprosy instead of omicron.

They already sound like a leper. The worse we could wish for them would be self awareness at how stupid they truly are

I can't tell whether these posts are satire anymore... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Hopefully he'll get leprosy instead of omicron.

Homeless people camp on homeowner's front stoop drinking and smoking weed all night, Metafilter's advice: "They were there first... throw them a party with barbecue and beer!" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Seems like a lost cause. They probably couldn't even reason themselves out of a sex change operation.

Homeless people camp on homeowner's front stoop drinking and smoking weed all night, Metafilter's advice: "They were there first... throw them a party with barbecue and beer!" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Having read the comments, why would anyone go to that site with questions? The choices are clear. Let them dominate your life in your own home, or take effective measures to end the problem.

Homeless people camp on homeowner's front stoop drinking and smoking weed all night, Metafilter's advice: "They were there first... throw them a party with barbecue and beer!" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Giving them a shower is mighty white of you.

Homeless people camp on homeowner's front stoop drinking and smoking weed all night, Metafilter's advice: "They were there first... throw them a party with barbecue and beer!" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I would turn on the sprinkler and let it run a while.

Homeless people camp on homeowner's front stoop drinking and smoking weed all night, Metafilter's advice: "They were there first... throw them a party with barbecue and beer!" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yeah seems like a busy site so surprised I never heard of it

Homeless people camp on homeowner's front stoop drinking and smoking weed all night, Metafilter's advice: "They were there first... throw them a party with barbecue and beer!" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]metafilter_sucks[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Read the sidebar son. I encourage everyone to join that website and contribute to the discussions there. They could really use the cultural enrichment. It's such an echochamber, they have a serious lack of diversity.

Homeless people camp on homeowner's front stoop drinking and smoking weed all night, Metafilter's advice: "They were there first... throw them a party with barbecue and beer!" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

lol wtf is metafilter

Remember: Signing off your email with "God loves you" is "oppressive and threatening." Instead end it with "Hail Pope Fauci!" and "thank you science vaccines!" And then they wonder why their site is bleeding users and dying.... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Just sign it "nigger" and we'll all be happy.

Liberal seethes because her friends are not woke (fascist) enough for her anymore by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bless her heart.

Liberal seethes because her friends are not woke (fascist) enough for her anymore by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In response to the one answer that wasn't anti-white bandwagoning:

Please show respect by following my clear request: "I'm not interested in answers about how I can preserve these friendships by changing myself".

This is like a line out of a sitcom about how women hate to have their problems solved.

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Or for women, if you're raped don't tell anyone or you are enforcing whiteness.

https://phipps.space/2021/05/07/protection-racket/

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Questions like this I've only seen on Saidit. Dare anyone make a comment and will then be accused of all kinds of nonsense. This place is paranoid.....

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Noam_Chomsky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's just sarcasm...

Are you also /u/metafilter_sucks?

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's just sarcasm...

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Perhaps because the post is unrelated to science or to that social science post. If you apologize to the mods, the'll likely let you back onto /r/science (if you really want to be there). The bullying of that kid could have happened with any number of other kids, and it may still happen, partially because of the poor economy in the US. And he should have reported it, as I think others agree on.

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Noam_Chomsky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism...

You sound like a victim.

Are you a victim?

Are you promoting a habit of letting people do things to you?

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They can't handle the truth.

Remember to let yourself get mugged and don't report it, because racism... by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lol I posted this on reddit and minutes later got this

You've been permanently banned from participating in r/science

subreddit message via /r/science[M] sent 1 day ago

You have been permanently banned from participating in r/science. You can still view and subscribe to r/science, but you won't be able to post or comment.

If you have a question regarding your ban, you can contact the moderator team for r/science by replying to this message.

Reminder from the Reddit staff: If you use another account to circumvent this subreddit ban, that will be considered a violation of the Content Policy and can result in your account being suspended from the site as a whole.

If you ask why I still go there, I love pissing shit for brains off.

Imagine being married to this neurotic hag! Borderline PD? by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is pretty much how everyone deals with a depressed person.

"I don't know what to do with you"

Because it's the depressed person who has to get themselves better, everyone else just has to be there.

That's how it works I'm afraid.

Maybe the first time you go through depression you blame others for not making you better or loving you more but if you're 30 and still doing that you need to learn better ways of dealing with it.

Imagine being married to this neurotic hag! Borderline PD? by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

no need to read after this part:

" He's very neat and tidy and I'm already naturally a bit of a mess, but depression makes it worse. I would say that this is just my depressed brain talking, but I suspect my partner feels this too. "

get to cleaning up! stop being a lazy pig.

Imagine being married to this neurotic hag! Borderline PD? by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A few comments down, somebody does (to use their language) validate the husband's reaction in a professional way. But follows it up with "I am in no way saying that my response is right or wrong".

This is the exact same sentiment as when you see disclaimers on reddit starting out comments with "absolutely" and "totally" and "completely" in order to defuse and disclaim any conflict ahead of time, so that they can suck ass without being considered a troll.

It's a very fitting technique to infantilize the ill and the wicked. The husband doesn't do it because he deserves better than this.

Metafilter invents a new obscure thing to get offended about, maybe they should rename the site to obfenda dot com? by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine being a species with such a wonderful gift as sexuality and sexual anatomy. And then deciding to cloak it all in feelings of shame and sin.

Amazing how they have to dig for things to be ashamed of. It's almost like they're addicted to it.

Lesbian is upset because she has a normal woman's body. Encouraged to take testosterone. 🤡🌏 by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's not like she can grow a pecker and balls.

Leftist seething because they can't control everyone else's bodies and never will: "Partner is an anti vaxxer and I'm exhausted!" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The left wants to kill you with a vaccine and the right wnt to force women to have babies.

"Many people feel that science is failing them" | Why can't I hold all of this cognitive dissonance? [man_with_limes.jpg] by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Amazing how disease just didn't exist before last year for these people. They obviously never heard of anybody who got sars over a decade prior with all the same lingering effects, or normal seasonal bugs.

The reason they aren't consistent is that outrage destroys their mental ability to compare things. When the new thing is the worst ever, all of their memory has to be rewritten to accommodate this new political edict.

Liberals eating their own because they are addicted to "empathy" i.e. virtue signalling by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]proc0 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's been said before, but I think everyone should be aware this is all looking like the devouring mother archetype being played out at a societal level...

“The Devouring Mother “consumes” her children psychologically and emotionally and often instills in them feelings of guilt at leaving her or becoming independent.”

https://knowyourarchetypes.com/devouring-mother-archetype/

Liberals eating their own because they are addicted to "empathy" i.e. virtue signalling by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]GST893 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's the "progressives" that are really disgusting.

Liberals eating their own because they are addicted to "empathy" i.e. virtue signalling by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

To me it feels like an issue around expected levels of time and attention. People read things in seconds, that were written in minutes or hours, but expect them to have nuance that would require weeks or months of thought behind them.

I once wrote a comment that came out as a 2000+ word essay

Brevity is the soul of right-wing extremism.

Not all snowflakes are white... Indian incel edition by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's afraid they don't take dalits.

Doomer tears because daddy won't lock them down harder by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It went from cold to hot here in Tennessee in about 2 weeks. Most office based businesses are still remote. One thing I noticed was that cases started to pick up when mask use and social distancing started fading.

Doomer tears because daddy won't lock them down harder by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Drewski 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Move to New York or San Francisco if you want to live under a medical police state.

Doomer tears because daddy won't lock them down harder by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm frankly upset

Funny turn of phrase they misused here. If they really were frank about being upset, maybe they'd have discussions with those around them instead of being puzzled and upset by their disobedience.

Metafilter has a thread just for the sole purpose of spewing random negativity and hatred by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Your two minutes of hate will commence now, citizen.

Metafilter urges parents to give underaged 11 year old untested experimental gene therapy by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]GST893 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

21st century natural selection. Good to know that inferior genetic lines will die off with the sterility and premature morbidity of these brainwashed lab rats.

Metafilter digs GamerGate up from its grave by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Tarrock 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This really belongs on s/gamergateydoo

Metafilter digs GamerGate up from its grave by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

John Walker Flynt mentions it every chance he gets. It's not so much digging up as it is watching a self-mutilator play with a corpse.

Grown woman (enby person-thing?) is too scared to check the pressure on car tires by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I think it's reasonable to say that no female person should be allowed to call themselves any shade of trans unless they can do basic car maintenance.

This person shouldn't even be allowed to drive, they are a danger to other people on the road.

Metafilter hates ideas. Ideas are dangerous and disturbing, especially if they come from successful rich people. Today it's "Longtermism" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Any rational AI would immediately perceive billionaires as caches of untapped resources which can be redistributed for the greatest good.

If communism is so rational, why communists so angry?

You can't make this shit up! Mefite asks how to surgically make his penis tiny to suit his wife's deformed body. by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That dude is definitely fucked up.

instead of fixing people that are unhealthy and broken

People in chronic pain aren't choosing to stay that way. I think it's safe to assume fixing the guy's wife is not an option.

You can't make this shit up! Mefite asks how to surgically make his penis tiny to suit his wife's deformed body. by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]IridescentAnaconda 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Before making his final decision he should read (or watch if he can) this play.

"Ethics of helping a minor get vaccinated?" by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]chadwickofwv 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wow, that person needs a very personal beatdown from the parents of this kid. They also need serious mental help which is not available due to the entire mental health profession being run by those who need mental help the most.

How did you celebrate / commemorate being vaccinated? 🤣 by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]Node 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's scary how easily the sheeple are brainwashed

It's disconcerting when you first realize the extent to which the lives of the masses are directed and controlled by those who are essentially their owners.

Remember back around the 70s, when American humans suddenly stopped thinking of themselves as citizens, and accepted their new role of consumers? Magazines and television had began telling them that's what they were, and the new beliefs were simply installed as a matter of course.

Media consumers live in a sea that's thick and viscous with manipulation.

How did you celebrate / commemorate being vaccinated? 🤣 by metafilter_sucks in MeanwhileOnMetafilter

[–]thefirststone 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pfizer in the OP. They bought this post and do corporate warfare against J&J. A comment hints at corporate cheerleading, and seven minutes later we get "cloud nine all day" for Moderna. Got to chase that media spend/

This isn't even tiresome, it's pretty funny. These shills and progressives continue to reshape their lives for validation from beasts with syringes for horns and bespoke medical regulation as armor.