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[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 10 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 10 fun -  (4 children)

Rather than having so many different flags for these ever-proliferating "genders" and "sexualities", I propose consolidating them all under a single flag, with the following design:

  • Field consisting of 7 horizontal lines: retina-searing highlighter-yellow (for incessant attention-seeking); dead dull gray (for the boredom they inspire); puce (for perversion); sickly green (for nausea); brown (for the shit they're full of); blue (for dangerhair); and a fess charged-- in the center and larger than any of the others-- of black (for the yawning empty void within them).
  • Charge (image surmounting the above): biohazard symbol (for what they represent to healthy organisms) in blood red.

Wave it with pride, fujoshis et al.! You're welcome :)

[–][deleted] 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

something like this?

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

OMG thank you!!! It's just as hideous as I dreamed it would be (and those vile gender-ghouls deserve)! <3

[–]reluctant_commenter 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Perfect. Have you ever considered a career in graphic arts?

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

lol it seems I've finally found my calling! :)