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[–]julesburm1891 38 insightful - 14 fun38 insightful - 13 fun39 insightful - 14 fun -  (15 children)

Actually, in general, dating bigots is just awful, I expect, must be awful having to date someone so hateful; I couldn’t do it

Proceeds to write a lengthy and hateful scree about lesbians

A lot of the lesbian-identified transphobic bigot brigade are “political lesbians”, i.e. celibate straight women, and honestly, I like to fuck and these chicks don’t fuck.

Lesbians don’t fuck men regardless of how they identify, but we’re very happy to fuck women on a frequent basis.

I bet they think food with onions in it is a bit too spicy

Their entire rant is nothing but bizarre and unfounded accusations, but this was the pinnacle. I don’t even know what to say. I’m just going to go back to eating my chips and habanero salsa.

[–]diapason 30 insightful - 13 fun30 insightful - 12 fun31 insightful - 13 fun -  (12 children)

A lot of the lesbian-identified transphobic bigot brigade are “political lesbians”, i.e. celibate straight women, and honestly, I like to fuck and these chicks don’t fuck.

Or maybe they're actual lesbians and just not into him?

I bet they think food with onions in it is a bit too spicy

Imagine thinking this is such a major burn 😂😂😂

[–]julesburm1891 15 insightful - 12 fun15 insightful - 11 fun16 insightful - 12 fun -  (10 children)

Imagine thinking this is such a major burn

Pun intended? It was just such a strange attempt at an insult. Clearly, the next time I’m a row I should just shout something like “I bet you don’t even like bourbon!” That’ll really show them.

[–]diapason 22 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 3 fun23 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hahaha. They really struggle to come up with insults they don't end in -ist or -phobic

[–]reluctant_commenter[S] 18 insightful - 10 fun18 insightful - 9 fun19 insightful - 10 fun -  (8 children)

Imagine thinking this is such a major burn

Pun intended? It was just such a strange attempt at an insult.

I think it is supposed to be an insult about being white, since in many countries, white people eat less spicy food and are more sensitive to it. They think we are all white. Which is also funny given that the AL demographics survey showed that like 80-90% of their sub is white, hahaha.

[–]julesburm1891 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Even with this perspective, it still doesn’t make sense. Have they spent any time around other white people? We’ll eat a whole ass onion if it’s fried and refuse to share with anyone.

[–]fuck_reddit 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That’s what I was thinking. I love onions so much it never even dawned on me they could be considered “spicy.”

[–]julesburm1891 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes. And most savory European and white American dishes rely on onions. They’re a fundamental ingredient that no one considers spicy.

[–]CuntWorshiperWomenholic full time | vagina fetishist part-time 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ha! I’m mixed, I’m South American and I can’t eat anything spicy. The most spicy thing I’ve ever ate was Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos.. I vomited, it gave me runny nose, my eyes couldn’t stop tearing and my friends said this wasn’t even the spiciest Cheetos. Guess I’m a frigid. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I think it is supposed to be an insult about being white, since in many countries, white people eat less spicy food and are more sensitive to it. They think we are all white.

Well, I certainly qualify as Pretty Damn White (entirely of Northern European ancestry from what I can tell)... and am an onion/spices devotee. Since forever. Also adore garlic. Standard American food is WAY too bland for me. All that salt-- where's the cracked black pepper??? And paprika and coriander and everything??? One of my fave recipes uses ALL the Indian spices in the spice rack (plus onion, garlic, jalapeno pepper, and lemon juice). Grated ginger root is a mainstay at my house.

This seems to be a wokester preoccupation of late: saw something similar at Pajiba (lefty pop-culture site) before all their fanatical trans-evangelism drove me off for good. "These are the foods that WHITE PEOPLE [boo, hiss] eat!" (I'd never touched most of 'em in my life.) "So they're BAD! Ever had Rum Raisin Ice Cream, or mayonnaise, or cream of wheat? REPENT, SINNER!!!" ["Um, but I'm black, and I like Rum Raisin Ice Cream...?" "Oh, uh, well, that's fine of course! Duh! But otherwise TOTALLY INEXCUSABLE OMG YOU MUST BE A NAZI!!!"] "And obviously nothing here that's SPICY, white people recoil from THAT like vampires from a crucifix, only sexy exotic people with lots of MELANIN can handle hot stuff!"

The irony is, my tastes probably have something to DO with being white... specifically, German-American (in part): grew up, if not on that cuisine proper, on food heavily-influenced by its enthusiastic use of cracked black pepper, spices in general, garlic... and onions. Quite a departure from British-style cooking. But then, that's true of so much "white people" food: Italian, Spanish, French, etc...

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I think a long time ago a black comedian made a joke about white people not putting spice in their rice or something, and these racists have been milking that joke ever since. Which is amazing because a lot of the people who keep pushing this stereotype are white themselves. They have no idea at all about history. The Americas were literally "discovered" because white people couldn't get their hands on enough spice because the Ottomans were cockblocking their access to China/India. They tried to go around Africa to get to the spice, and then risked falling off the edge of the earth by going the opposite way towards imminent and unknown doom just to get to that delicious spice. White people love spice! These people are crazy!

[–]censorshipment 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

these racists

Who (race)?

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The white people who go "white people bad!" the most hilarious kinds of racists who think when the purge happens, we're going to say "Oh you were one of the good whites that called out the bad whites, so you get a pass!"

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They obviously never made soup or pasta sauce in their entire lives.

[–]dramasexual 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

My favorite is the bit about us all having cleaners apparently? You can only know the difference between men and women if you're rich? What?

[–]julesburm1891 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ugh. Why didn’t anyone tell me about this? You mean I just finished dusting and scrubbing the bathroom when I really had a maid to do it for me the whole time?