How dare you potentially invalidate that ejaculator

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[–]GConly 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Men are gross.

[–]Finnegan7921 17 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

So this woman got spunked on by some guy and "Do better" is the comment this person comes up with ? GMAFB with these people.

[–]whateverneverpine 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

There is DNA in the semen. She could go to the police?

[–]Finnegan7921 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it was revealed to be fake in order to peak people when the responses defending the alleged ejaculator came in.

[–]Greykittymomma 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Schrodinger's Transwoman: can't jack off on you and also can jack off on you. Whatever is convenient for their argument at the time.

[–]Greykittymomma 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

If they identify as female I hope they also identify as mentally unstable/challenged because they need some fucking help...

[–]Greykittymomma 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

DO BETTER! Sorry I'm salty I just got banned from the Harry potter sub dammit lmao. Don't you dare stick up for REAL women though....

[–]WildApples 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Are you serious? I know I should not be surprised in this climate, but part of me still lives in the good old days when people with completely different political leanings were permitted to be fans of the same book. And really, if people are going to banned from that sub on that issue, shouldn't it be the people who are trying to cancel the author and her oeuvre? How are you going to have a fan forum consisting solely of people who hate the author?

[–]Greykittymomma 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That's what I said... they should leave since they hate her. I can't find the post it must have been deleted. It was a silly meme about "They see me Rowlin', they hatin'" in retrospect it is the perfect post to get banned for. I seriously just said sticking up for women isn't bad to someone calling her a terf. The nerve of me haha

[–]lefterfield 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

God forbid you have a sense of humor about politics these days. That's the sort of meme that I feel like should be funny to both sides...

[–]Finnegan7921 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have you ever seen some Star Wars boards ? Nothing but people who claim to love it, yet hate everything about it. Fandoms turn toxic b/c the toxic ones drive out all the normal people until they are left with nothing but themselves.

[–]SharpTomorrow 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"they can't do anything". It's up to the victim to press charges though, not the security at the shop. She has material evidences of a crime (sperm is full of DNA) and that creep is going to get caught. She should have called the police right away. Please if something like that happens to you, your first reflex shouldn't be to tweet about it. Call the police right away. Indecent exposure and public masturbations are a crime in USA and the creep will have to register as a sex offender if caught and convicted before a court of law. If the police refuses to do their job, go home keep your clothes in a plastic bag, and go to the next police station and press charges. They cannot refuse you that. It's unfortunate that you didn't link to the original post.

As for the stupid comment about gender, it's irrelevant at the end of the day. It's more important to quickly catch a potential rapist.

[–]our_team_is_winning 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That comment is a pathetic troll. "Gender neutral" can't jerk off. Only men can do that.

Seriously this whole Trans thing had to have been dreamt up by incels, MGTOW, PUA, whatever manosphere crap. This is their fantasy to use women's rights against women. "I'm gonna sneak into the women's bathroom and beat off, and if I get caught I'll claim I'm a woman and they're oppressing me, haha!"

[–]Femaleisnthateful 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I saw this on Facebook. Apparently someone admitted they were trolling to peak people. I did not see the aftermath. I don't object to the tactic though; it's impossible to distinguish a troll like this from reality.

[–]adungitit 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't object to the tactic though; it's impossible to distinguish a troll like this from reality.

Which is exactly why we don't need lying and "trolling" in order to make our case.

[–]Nonime 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for clarifying!

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Another great warning from The Ministry of Love. LGBT is definitely the real organization behind Newspeak.