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[–]Lesbionia 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Vanilla = sex that actually feels good and doesn’t involve risking your life/getting beat up. Sounds pretty good to me.

[–]msteacherlady 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

...and doesn't require tarping your bedroom, expensive equipment, and an elaborate back-story.

I'm sorry, in the early days of the internet I saw some porn with pork 'n beans, and that's when I learned about "wet n' messy." Like, good goddamned people, maybe y'alls don't actually like sex if you gotta do all of that.