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[–]Spikygrasspod 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

I think we should lay eggs, though. Small ones that we can leave under a heat lamp.

[–]PostmodernJukebox 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

if we laid eggs they would probably have to be the size of a newborn or be able to grow as the fetus develops. it would be much more convenient though, i have definitely thought about that before lol

[–]Spikygrasspod 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They should be born tiny and helpless with conveniently small skulls, and grow strong as we feed them a mixture of unicorn blood and snake venom for another few months.

[–]Irascible-harpy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My beautiful son