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[–]BumBumCock 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jerk him off.

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I would deftly tie his boner to his hockey stick. Then I would look him in the eye and say: "Now your dick is tied to a stick."

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd nudge her and point it out subtly so we could quietly snicker to each other over a 6'1 dude blushing like a teenage girl. Maybe he could pass her a note after class? Teehee!

[–]PanzersGhost 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would wake up and say:"That was a strange dream."

[–]IAMANAnarchist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Invite him over to fuck her, secretly video tape it, then threaten to send it to his wife if he didn't do all things possible to have the Vancouver Canucks make it to game 7 of the finals, and intentionally lose so that fans in Vancouver could burn the city down.