What are your goals for the week?

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[–]jet199 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

Going to Thailand

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

Pick up some thai lady bois for Ed.

[–]adolp-hhitler 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

DOES YOUR LADY WORK AT A NICE LAW FIRM?

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

That's some thanks for asking Jet to bring you back a present. You got no class Eddie.

[–]ababydog 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

i am going to call your wife's law firm and have a chat with human resources.

i will ask them if they have any jews or niggers on staff.

and i will ask them if they would like to run a check for warrants on you.

chances are that if you cant buy a car battery, you might have a few.

have a nice day.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Go harass someone at a law firm and see how that works out for you.

Waiting a few days so a car battery fits into the budget isn't as bad as pooping in a bucket, Eddie.

[–]Alienhunter 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Hello? Is this a law firm? I'm calling to ask if you have Prince Albert in a can? Is the can ADA compliant? And have you properly registered the can as a domicile?

[–]ababydog 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i dont believe that is how the call will go, considering that they have a diversity program, which means that they might take a dim view of those that hate jews and niggers.

keep talking.

[–]ababydog 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

its a fairly nice law firm with more than 1,000 lawyers and over 900 staff members throughout 18 U.S. offices.

i will probably want to lookup their corporate office, it could be the houston office, i dont know.

i am sure that they will find it amusing when i tell them that one of their people has issues with jews and niggers.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Edward says as he maliciously commits computer crimes while threatening to fuck with a law firm.

Study intelligence moar.

[–]ShoahKahn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Basted in Land of Smiles and ladyboy pilled.