What would you do if Alan Turing spit in your face because you were out in public with a girl, then you tried to punch him but 10 jocks showed up laughing at you while coming towards you?

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[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That is a weird scenario.

Alan Turing has been dead for quite some time, so it would be surprising to encounter him.

Ignoring that fact, Alan Turing would not be jealous of my relationship with a girl, because he was as gay as the day is long.

If he spit in my face, I would just be honored that Alan Turing paid attention to me. I would not punch him.

If 10 jocks then came out from behind a dumpster and started laughing, I guess I'd look for the hidden camera, because this is just getting weirder and weirder.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm inclined to agree... Though I would still punch the immortal Turing.
That being said, if 10 Jocks approached full of laughter and menace, given Alan was a gay computer genius, I'd kinda assume they were there to hassle him, not me. He's kind of the ultimate target for your average Jock, right?