Why don't incels overthrow the government and redistribute the means of reproduction?

submitted by zherka from self.AskSaidIt

like the soviet union but pussy instead of money

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[–]IkeConn 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because they are basically impotent girly men.

[–]Hematomato 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Most incels are so depressed they can only occasionally get out of their chair and take a shower.

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Patience. They're currently preoccupied with the millions of tactical nudes that our DoD preemptively furnished as a defense against exactly that kind of attack.

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The government is cunning, they thought of everything. AI waifu v-tubers keep men from awakening and rebelling.

[–]Clown_Chan 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'd rather kill myself than being forced to be "distributed" to some ugly-ass, small penised, manlet incel.

I bet you are some another shitposting Pajeet streetshitter, who cope with dumb fantasions like these.

Pathetic currynigger.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a good idea, but we need a lot more manpower, guns and well-organized militias before we are able to do that. Maybe one day, hopefully.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They are too busy becoming transgender women and looking for Lesbians. /s

[–]CheeseWizard 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You may think that sounds like a good idea, but in reality, it doesn't sound like a good idea. Why? Because you did not think it through. Why didn't you think it through? Because you didn't eat enough cheese.

In a book about a year, a man named George the King of the Jungle wrote on how some inkwells would be more equal than others and therefore have more means of reproduction. Plus, Incelin would become a dick potator, and Incelski would eventually be exiled and assassinated with an incelpick. There would be three great pussy droughts, due to bad planning and natural reasons, and every pussy would be too dry to fuck. And you would have to share your family pussies with others, otherwise you would be an incelak, and get the wall like other chads.