Who is the hottest woman on Saidit?

submitted by RIPhooey from self.AskSaidIt

And how betrayed do you feel that Phooey totally ghosted us? 🦝

Asking for a friend.

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Looks like Jet199 is coming first, followed closely by Edward's daughter. ☺️

I proudly present the coveted Saidit "Shot Hopt" trophy, thusly named because AI can't spell worth shit, to the ever lovely u/Jet199:

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[–]EternalSunset 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (20 children)

There are no women on the internet.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

Yes there are

[–]detty 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

No there aren't

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (14 children)

Found one

[–]detty 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

To every rule there is an exception - I am the only woman on teh Internet.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Sounds like something a fed would say 🤔

[–]detty 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

See? I already got that fed mindset.

FSB should hire me.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Do they hire women?

[–]detty 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They better do

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

o:

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

jet199, cqtz, QueenBread, Clown_Chan, jebediahscat

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    [–]detty 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Your mom is a transvestite

    [–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Some of these are literally man-hating TERFs.

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      [–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      I can tell you none of them are trans.

      No one else posts pics, why would you expect them to? I also don't recall ever saying they're hot.

      [–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      Jokes aside I definitely met women on saidit from the way they talked and they didn't give me a lot of certain characteristics that fake women use (runescape diggers, troons etc). They were definitely women.

      Naturally, I couldn't get any pics. Because a real woman wouldn't give one.

      The eternal internet woman paradox.

      [–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

      Naturally, I couldn't get any pics.

      Skill issue.

      [–]bucetao6969 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      I do get laid in real life. Because I'm not a ugly fuck. They always assume the "ugly fuck" part on the internet.

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        [–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        Apropos of that, I stumbled upon the song you keep referencing by that metal band. It's awesome!

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          [–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          I would, but I've never gotten more than 3 feet deep.

          [–]jet199 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

          Edward's daughter

          [–]LarrySwinger2 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

          jet199.

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            [–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

            I happen to know that's false

            [–]cunninglingus 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

            Vulptex

            or Musky

            [–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            Vulptex doesn't claim he is. He just wishes he was.

            [–]Mcheetah 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

            I thought /u/Clown_Chan was the only woman on Saidit, and she's an Asian TERF (not that I hold that against her) who hates men.

            By the way, is it just me or has anyone else always thought "woman" was a funny word phonetically? Like, the weird way it sounds? The W-sound being very bizarre. That's why people prefer saying "girls" more; it's a much easier word to pronounce, only one syllable, and really rolls off the tongue. W-sounds suck.

            [–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

            Woman. Woah-man.

            [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            Woman.

            Womb man.

            What's a womb man?

            [–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

            And Adam said, “This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Wo-man, because she was taken out of Man.”

            [–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

            Nice to know Adam spoke English.

            [–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            The translation I used simply has "Woman" there but I added the hyphen to translate the Hebrew pun. It conveys the original meaning quite accurately. Other possible translations are "She-man" and "Mannette". It's meant to be a childish conjugation of the word "man".

            [–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            It's אשה (woman) because she was taken from אישה (her man).

            The more modern manuscripts dropped the ה making it only "man" instead of "her man".

            [–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            Not me

            [–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            He left for a silly reason but there really was no stopping him. He's still lurking I'm sure.

            [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

            I hope he’s not gone. What happened again, angry at the mods for censoring him?

            [–]Musky 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

            He was mad Vulptex banned one of his alts but not the bone conductor spam.

            [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

            Right.

            Something about bone conductors are hard to ban.

            And Vulptex banned him for violence?

            [–]Musky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

            Phooey posted porn lol. The problem with banning the spam accounts is they make new ones and you have to find them all over again, banning doesn't get rid of them. Instead you can just delete whatever they're saying as quick as possible. I used to do the same thing when I modded a bunch of subs.