Who do you want the tyrant of the previously United Shitholes to be?

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[–]Musky 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Ye and Rand Paul 2024.

[–]tiny-brown-mug 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I would actually like to see that.

[–]Musky 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I would too. I voted for Trump once because I thought he could help clean up the government, and it'd be another outsider President with an established politician as VP. Let's try it again with some fresh blood.

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    [–]Musky 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I don't think so, he was asking who we'd want to run the US if it splintered. No matter what happens I think Ye / Rand is our best bet. Make America Good Again.

    [–]1Icemonkey 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    How about an Iranian mullah? Then we can get to chunking faggots off rooftops. Islam is right about women as well.

    [–]Ethnocrat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Me.

    [–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I would like to nominate myself. I think I bring a lot to the table. And I know it's impossible to make everyone happy, but it should be very easy to make everyone unhappy, in the spirit of equality and slavery.

    Here are my platforms.

    1. Abortion policies. Abortions are mandatory. This angers both pro life and pro-choice sides. Guaranteed to make them all unhappy.

    2. LGBTQ rights. I'll stark a new department of Trans-Eagalitarian-Righteous-Freedom, and put JK Rowling as the head. Also homosexuality is banned. Except in churches, where it is mandatory. With an exception for Catholic churches where it is banned and priests will instead be required to marry women.

    3. The Economy.

    Everyone must own a boat.

    1. The environment.

    In order to combat global warming, everyone must buy an industrial size air-conditioner that will be left outside powered on 24/7.

    1. Foreign relations.

    In the spirit of capitalism and free Enterprise nuclear weapons will be given to all countries for no cost.

    1. Inflation.

    I will make inflation illegal by imposing a strict NFT based barter system.

    Remember. A vote for me is a vote for me!

    [–]313337 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    You son of a bitch. I'm in.

    [–]sneako 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Nick Fuentes or Elon Musk

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Pete Buttigieg

    [–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Ew

    [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

    Ted Cruz

    [–]1Icemonkey 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

    Sucks way too much jew dick.

    [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    OK, Pat Buchanan.

    [–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    Ooh, good burn!

    [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    No, I meant that Pat Buchanan should be our leader. He's still alive.

    [–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    Oh, misunderstood. I too like Pat!

    [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Too bad he's so old. He never got a real shot as a Presidential candidate ("too divisive") but I feel like he'd really make waves if he were young enough to run again.

    [–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    As much as I’m disgusted with politics, as well as the republicans at this moment, I really like PB as well as Newt Gingrich. Literally the two smartest men in the game, save for Rush, man do I miss Rush. I still have a “Rush is Right” sticker on my truck.🙂

    [–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Me. I just blow up all my enemies. No pretense whatsoever.