Why does the patriarchy keep oppressing myself and other strong empowered trans enbys of color?

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[–]chickenz 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I have been thinking about becoming transgendered, just so I can pee in the ladies room.

I hear they have a couch in there.

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

You can piss on the couch if you want. Nobody will stop you. I've pissed on 282 couches so far.

[–]chickenz 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had to lookup the definition of gladius

That is kinda clever.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, the best part is you can just sit there and enjoy the show. You can usually sneak a peak through the stall door Crack. You literally get whatever your into from milfs to 5 year olds. The best are the 10 to 12 year olds, they are at peak hormone production and that puts out a lot of pheromones for you to enjoy. Just thinking about what they are doing in the next stall gets my lady dick hard.

[–]chickenz 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If I use the ladies restroom, I will enjoy standing in front of the sink and tossing my bag in the sink to soak in some warm soapy water.. I like to toss a couple of waterproof vibrators in the water to get some wave action going.. .. and I like to bring along my handy dandy automotive carpet shampooer so I can scrub down my my GLADIUS until it sparkles and shines.. I will finish up by slowly blow drying, which can take up to twenty minutes, mostly because I enjoy the hot air blower so much.

Of course, I will want to bring along a nice jam box so I can play "barbie girl", because I enjoy my music.

BTW, if I forgot to mention it, I have always had a sort of crush on Stephanie.. from the video below.. now let me present you with a plot twist.. let's say we get advanced in the production of robots/sex bots.. would it be a crime if I, as a senior gentleman, purchased one that looked like and is the same age as Stephanie in the following video? Cuz me and Stephanie are going to Walmart and then she and I would enjoy a late lunch at the IHOP.

https://youtu.be/lL57Q_6HnHg