Except that you actually are extremely Left-wing. The problem here is that idiotic people like yourself use themselves as the point of reference for what is normal and abnormal without even being aware of it... which means that you being 'slightly right' of Noam fucking Chomsky is 'centrist' in your own little world.

'Centrist' would be someone like J.S Mill, which your ass thinks—and no, you do not think with a brain, for yours is so immensely impaired to the point that your ass has reasoned: 'Fuck! There is no brain here! It's up to me to do all the work!', and has since done a poor job of all the mental labour required—is Far-Right. Indeed, your ass has done a better job of thinking once it took over from where (it erroneously thought) your brain was supposed to be, but that's one fucking low bar. The digestive system, you see, was designed for processing something other than information.

It also does not appreciate that numerous rainbow dildos have been placed inside it such that it is becoming increasingly incapable of completing its tasks. I fear that if your ass explodes as such asses are wont to do, there will be nothing left inside your body to take over from where your ass left off.