What's the SaidIt equivalent of "The narwhal bacons at midnight"?

submitted by skunkwerx from self.AskSaidIt

My suggestion: “When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

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[–]Edvin 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

The entire bee movie script read verbatim without a single error as to ensure they are not an imposter

[–]skunkwerx[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants."

[–]NorfolkTerrier 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Responses to "When does the narwhal bacon?":

Reddit: "At midnight"

SaidIt: lights cigarette "It doesn't, kid. Not anymore."

[–]EY_SCOOF 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"boy I sure am getting fed up with those post-modern neo-marxists ruining our society"

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    [–]Questionable 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Disco Ball.