What's the quickest and easiest way for me to American citizenship or some kind of visa so I can vote for Kanye?

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[–]Raavan 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Enter the country illegally and marry a fat lard kissless virgin, then either divorce her or wait until she dies of a heart attack. Meanwhile you have successfully bagged voting rights.

Btw I've addressed the main point of the conversation in this comment, hence am on the top of the debate pyramid even if it looks otherwise 😅.

[–]jet199[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Frankly this is a particularly easy method for me, because I'm female.

Cheers.

[–]Raavan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There you have it haha. There's a lot of doomers out there for fresh picking.

[–]reddugee 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Step 1: Get Visa

Step 2: Pay an American to vote for you with Visa card.

Step 3: Profit from another professional narcissist in power

[–]theoracle 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mail in, literally anyone can do it.

[–]1hairlessmonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So happy to tell you there isn't one, and why would you want to vote for this man?