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You are not my father! I will not drive you to the mall! Get your own laxative!

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    You dropped your dentures old man 🥸

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      The mosquito has the largest penis of any creature in proportion to its body size

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        Colonel Mustard in the library with the candle stick

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          Do you also do bar mitzvah? Party clowns are so popular.

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