This was the scene after Mitch McConnel was escorted behind closed doors.

rundown9 · 2023-07-30T23:01:55+00:00

I remember when they were Mormon missionaries.

rundown9 · 2023-10-11T20:51:27+00:00

Hillary's been this way for thousands of years, doubt another eon in the sarcophagus would help.

rundown9 · 2023-10-10T16:43:13+00:00

World class cope.

Hill's been pitching her big "third time's a charm" comeback to the donors, and no one's buying, that's gotta sting. lol

rundown9 · 2023-10-04T19:03:35+00:00

Event organizers became frustrated by the sea of men, accusing male attendees of “lying” about their gender identities

Isn't that like "misgendering"? And carries criminal penalties in some backwards backwaters like ... Canada?

rundown9 · 2023-09-29T17:06:27+00:00

Now with 50% more blowhard!

rundown9 · 2023-08-03T01:25:03+00:00

I sense a move from the peanut butter and pickles lobby.

rundown9 · 2023-07-31T21:25:33+00:00

The real account would say watch MSNBC.

rundown9 · 2023-07-26T23:19:44+00:00

I guess all of Hollywood really is on strike,

rundown9 · 2023-09-24T23:02:46+00:00

There seems to be some kind of "sacred cow" in Ukraine neocons are afraid of Russia getting their hands on.

Being a SciFi fan I would like to think it's a Stargate.

rundown9 · 2023-09-12T21:17:45+00:00

Someone can donate thousands of unsold Segways to clear minefields.

rundown9 · 2023-09-12T19:24:15+00:00

Elensky don't mind, he'll put them to work.

rundown9 · 2023-08-31T21:05:50+00:00

The Vaxxettes

rundown9 · 2023-08-23T15:41:46+00:00

I liked them better when they were on strike.

rundown9 · 2023-08-18T22:04:47+00:00

"Biden counters with a sit down with Dylan Mulvaney."

rundown9 · 2023-07-20T00:38:35+00:00

In fairness to the fitness issue, considering the evolution of modern warfare -the think tanks probably deduced the need for gaming enthusiast types to operate land, air, and sea drones from the southwest desert will be in highest demand.

They may even provide massage chairs and gourmet salad bars too, courtesy of Halliburton.

rundown9 · 2023-07-11T22:06:00+00:00

Snapshot of the day from the NATO summit

https://twitter.com/SpriterTeam/status/1678885280823103491

rundown9 · 2023-09-22T13:28:10+00:00

A longtime network news executive singled out Stephanopoulos, saying there is "no known universe in which" he’s worth his current salary.

"He was given that contract because he provided Bob Iger with access to the Obamas and the Bidens," the longtime network news executive said.

Indeed, Stephanopoulos’ ties to powerful Democrats obviously run deep, as he cut his teeth as a key figure in Bill Clinton’s White House. In 1994, A New Republic feature headlined, "The Kids Are Alright: Well, sort of. In Praise of the Stephanopoulites," detailed his close friendship with Ron Klain, who went on to serve as Biden’s first chief of staff.

Others within the industry feel Stephanopoulos’ political connections are critical to the network, particularly ahead of a presidential election. ABC News did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

rundown9 · 2023-09-13T15:32:49+00:00

Engraved on a brass plaque, attached to the urn where Kyle's balls now reside.

rundown9 · 2023-07-14T20:34:40+00:00

Pence won't be elected white house dog catcher.

rundown9 · 2023-07-13T22:54:52+00:00

“bonus holes”

Degree from the Larry Flynt school of medical science.

rundown9 · 2023-07-12T03:00:49+00:00

It seems any and all self improvement, self sufficiency, personal growth habits are being bashed now, even being characterized as "white culture" and must be cancelled.

rundown9 · 2023-07-06T21:29:20+00:00

"Cutting off" Ukraine - Democrats just can't help but campaign against themselves.

rundown9 · 2023-10-22T21:15:14+00:00

The "token" finds out he was just a token all along.

rundown9 · 2023-10-17T21:04:59+00:00

I heard denying any spending for Israel is anti Semitic.

rundown9 · 2023-10-12T21:00:30+00:00

And the right to trip over sandbags strategically placed on stage.

rundown9 · 2023-09-30T15:05:52+00:00

I'm thinking the "Service is Citizenship" pamphlets are being printed up now for the migrant communities.

rundown9 · 2023-09-26T19:12:34+00:00

Biden has positioned himself as the most pro-union president in U.S. history.

I had to give you a laugh for that one, though I know it's Axios.

rundown9 · 2023-09-26T08:49:35+00:00

This one is perfect ...

https://twitter.com/drefanzor/status/1706392783291064553

rundown9 · 2023-09-24T22:08:43+00:00

Tired of this hag yet?

Should do wonders for Brandon's recent poll numbers.

rundown9 · 2023-09-24T15:49:17+00:00

It seems even over sampling Democrats ain't gonna save the party this time.

rundown9 · 2023-09-24T12:31:02+00:00

https://archive.ph/e53Nz

rundown9 · 2023-09-22T20:27:27+00:00

Funny how we don't see any bugzz on that menu.

rundown9 · 2023-09-22T19:16:14+00:00

Palace of Versailles

What you get when revolutions don't finish the job.

rundown9 · 2023-09-21T07:40:39+00:00

Nothing like free advertising from the triggered media.

rundown9 · 2023-09-19T17:20:24+00:00

And kept her prisoner for a while.

rundown9 · 2023-09-17T13:14:23+00:00

Paul Goofball Krugman chimes in ...

“The economic data have been just surreally good. Even optimists are just stunned,” says Nobel Prize-winning economist @paulkrugman . So why do polls show most Americans don’t think the economy is doing well? “There’s a really profound and peculiar disconnect going on.”

https://twitter.com/amanpour/status/1701653914666340714

They always have to add the fake "Nobel Prize of Economics" label to this guy's brain farts.

rundown9 · 2023-09-17T07:57:57+00:00

Primary not looking good for Mittens, good riddance.

rundown9 · 2023-09-14T12:08:15+00:00

They ain't black Jack!

rundown9 · 2023-09-14T07:39:30+00:00

She should have ran in California.

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