We are developing a vaccine to counter religious fundamentalism by RankAssPalace in conspiracy

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Getting rid of the camel jockey fundies isn't such a bad idea.

Federal Law Allows Illegal Aliens to Vote in the Upcoming 2024 Election by PanzersGhost in politics

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I'm gonna go with door number two.

Canadian Redditor finally notices mass migration by xoenix in canada

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I see sand monkeys constantly and they are the ones being hired where I work also. They smell, dont wash, are of substandard IQ and stink up the kitchen with curry.

Jew got a nose job because even Hamas wouldn't rape her by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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If it’s on the internet it must be true.

Iranian President Raisi, Foreign Minister Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash by Optimus85 in WorldNews

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Looks like this was indeed a mossad targeted attack. Lets here it for Eli Kopter.

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/iran-helicopter-mossad-eli-kopter/

Federal Law Allows Illegal Aliens to Vote in the Upcoming 2024 Election by PanzersGhost in politics

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Then open your borders, declare anyone and everyone eligible to vote and voila, you win. America can be summed up in one word. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Texas Governor PARDONS Daniel Perry, Man Who Was ARRESTED For Defending Himself by Captain_Codpiece in news

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You can come at someone in a threatening way without having/pointing a gun and trigger a self defense response. Just take a look at all the police bodycam stuff.

Society has collapsed by noshore4me in whatever

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That dump is at best a 5/10. She should really put some effort into it next time. Have lunch at Taco Bell and order the spicy burrito supreme then proceed to take two.

Texas Governor PARDONS Daniel Perry, Man Who Was ARRESTED For Defending Himself by Captain_Codpiece in news

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True words.

Iranian President Raisi, Foreign Minister Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash by Optimus85 in WorldNews

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Maybe its simply a message. No matter what, we can get you and wont know where or when. Kinda like sending a pic of someone's house.

Biden mocked for apparent small showing of supporters in Dem city: 'Nobody cared' by P-38lightning in politics

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Most were PSWs with extra bibs and nappies.

Iranian President Raisi, Foreign Minister Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash by Optimus85 in WorldNews

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I guess a slow clap is in order for either natural organic processes or Mossad. I could go either way.

European far-right leaders gather ahead of EU elections by Drewski in WorldPolitics

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Lol far right. You mean leaders with normal ideas.

CNN host dies suddenly. by Canbot in conspiracy

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Safe yet effective.

How Bad Are Biden’s Polling Numbers Right Now? Are You Sitting Down? by P-38lightning in politics

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The only reason Biden says he will debate Trump is cuz his numbers are in the sewer pipe. If you're Biden and ahead, you don't debate and risk it. But if you're Trump, you can simply bring up over and over Biden's record and policies and win the debate. The future is so bright, I have to wear shades.

The truth must come out about Kamloops 'graves' by xoenix in canada

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Truth and reconciliation cannot be based on lies and hoaxes.

The UN stated more Palestinian children were killed in Gaza in 4 months than in 4 years of worldwide wars combined by thehomelessromantic in news

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Pali-wood stats

The Discovery Of ‘Mass Graves’ Of Indigenous Canadian Children Which Preceded The Burning Down of 85 churches Was Actually A Massive Hoax — Headlines — May 10, 2024 by carn0ld03 in WorldNews

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The hoax is the narrative that it’s a mass grave and they were killed and shoved in a hole.

The Discovery Of ‘Mass Graves’ Of Indigenous Canadian Children Was Actually A Massive Hoax by Captain_Codpiece in canada

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So much for Truth and Reconciliation.

BREAKING REPORT: ⚠️ Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey receives EVIDENCE that "Biden’s corrupt Department of Justice" may in fact be the "headquarters of the illicit prosecutions against President Trump." DEVELOPING.. by P-38lightning in news

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Fear not comrades. Dear leader Biden will not be tried, convicted, or otherwise deemed responsible for anything whatsoever. If he hasnt been caught in 50 years, he never will be.

No bodies found after spending $8 million searching for bodies at Kamloops Residential School by xoenix in canada

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Truth and reconciliation cannot happen based on lies and hoaxes.

Senate Bill Seeks to Place Campus Protesters on No-Fly List by Drewski in censorship

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Lockup their bank accounts, take the children and pets away, mandate forced physical penetration and insemination under duress, and charge them with conspiracy to commit mischief. It’s the Canadian way.